Dammnnn dat baby dead yeet
Dying babies die because they starve or get choked to death because they want to be choked from daddy but daddy want to do it also so daddy kill baby and baby lay on ground dead
Dying babies die because they starve or get choked to death because they want to be choked from daddy but daddy want to do it also so daddy kill baby and baby lay on ground dead
by The fattest John May 06, 2019
someone who stalks children in carriges and when the mother and or father leaves it, they snatch their pray. putting them in their sack and running off to their broken down van to drive off to their apartment. needless to say this was the home where they find daipers and sippy cups all over the floor and a fat out man. with a beard. sucking on a raddle.
by blahblachblach April 01, 2010
by Agownley February 06, 2017
Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
by luchbochep October 07, 2022
An Elizabeth Baby is the dictionary definition of a perfect best-friend-turned-lover, especially a lover characterized by sappy, old-fashioned, long-term dedicated bonds with a lifelong partner.
Although you may be intimidated by an Elizabeth Baby's outgoing personality, you'll come to realize that she's only trying to do her utmost best to befriend you and to learn more about you in the most sincere way possible. Her bantering, rants, daily life updates, and sincere care for your wellbeing will be the experience you have with an Elizabeth Baby, and you will quickly soon find yourself falling in love with this amazing person.
Elizabeth Babies have a tendency to turn even the most stone-cold robotic personality into a warm, bubbly, and loving person. An Elizabeth Baby could best be characterized by her tenderness, sweetness, and is the most precious and loving person you will ever meet in your life, bar none. They long for a serious relationship, and if you put in the same effort as her you'll be rewarded with a lifelong partner who's willing to go that extra mile. Both of you will develop mutual attachment issues with you over how much she cares for you. She spends nights crying thinking about how much she wishes to be with you and will be unmatched in how expressive she is for the person she falls for. Treat an Elizabeth Baby well, because there will be no other girl who could possibly match an Elizabeth Baby's affection for you.
Although you may be intimidated by an Elizabeth Baby's outgoing personality, you'll come to realize that she's only trying to do her utmost best to befriend you and to learn more about you in the most sincere way possible. Her bantering, rants, daily life updates, and sincere care for your wellbeing will be the experience you have with an Elizabeth Baby, and you will quickly soon find yourself falling in love with this amazing person.
Elizabeth Babies have a tendency to turn even the most stone-cold robotic personality into a warm, bubbly, and loving person. An Elizabeth Baby could best be characterized by her tenderness, sweetness, and is the most precious and loving person you will ever meet in your life, bar none. They long for a serious relationship, and if you put in the same effort as her you'll be rewarded with a lifelong partner who's willing to go that extra mile. Both of you will develop mutual attachment issues with you over how much she cares for you. She spends nights crying thinking about how much she wishes to be with you and will be unmatched in how expressive she is for the person she falls for. Treat an Elizabeth Baby well, because there will be no other girl who could possibly match an Elizabeth Baby's affection for you.
"Hey there! Thanks for checking in on her tonight, it was super sweet!"
"Of course! She's my Elizabeth Baby, I'd do anything for her!"
"Of course! She's my Elizabeth Baby, I'd do anything for her!"
by Whistlingarachnidappreciators November 22, 2021
by Servanteous December 29, 2018
Baby tylee is a hot specimen of child that needs a spanking from daddy Ashley constantly so yes. Yumyum
by Daddyashleybaby October 07, 2018