Poop the baby

The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.

They really had to poop the baby?

by Cody5050 January 10, 2023

Boom Baby!

When something surprising happens that is a bit humorous you loudly say Boom Baby!

Example: The truck backed into the door, making a loud commotion.

Person says loudly: Boom Baby!

by someone else's handle January 13, 2023

Baby Oven

A baby stove is a small stove that just came out of the oven. You usually call someone a baby oven if they are a newborn

Wow that is such a baby oven!

by Hello. November 13, 2018

Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018

Baby J

A small marijuana joint or cigarette.

"Hey Zaid, how did you like that Baby J I hooked up last night?"
"That was a splendid experience. Thank you for the head change!"

by Fake Piety November 22, 2018

shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

Baby

Something that not even the dumbest could mess up. Something so indescribabley beautiful. Something you want to hold forever.

That baby is sooo cute!

by ThatgirlPaisley November 22, 2018