Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Willfredo’s Penis

A hard 7 incher. Will make you become gay

“Willfredo’s Penis is so large I think I’m gay

by Neoshart April 10, 2022

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

by Cxmmon April 12, 2022

Shahin’s penis

A guy who is referred to as a Shahin’s penis has an unusually shaped penis. This penis not necessarily below average size however, it definitely can be.

Haha did you see Greg’s cock? He had a total Shahin’s penis.

by StarlaXThrew876 April 15, 2022

jay pixel penis

It's a definition to bully Jaypyxl

cuh 1: Robust: look at that jay pixel penis
cuh 2: I heard jay pixel penis likes me

by Jaypyxl May 16, 2022