Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.

Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.

by LIMINALGINGER May 06, 2024

Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.

D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...

by SirNinjaStone April 06, 2016

jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass

Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt

by biffster73 October 25, 2017

Mush Butt

When you use smegma as anal lube.

I gave her the best mush butt of her life.

by EastSideCrackaKilla June 12, 2023

grilled cheese butt

When a little moist shit is left in the crack on a hot summer day. When you pull the cheeks apart it looks like opening a grilled cheese sandwich.

The guy in the front row of the baseball game mooned us. As he bent over we could see he had grilled cheese butt.

by Zavwood March 01, 2014

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel January 04, 2016

slimey butt cheeks

slimey butt cheeks is the most hottest person in the world i want to fukin have sex with her

slimey butt cheeks are amazing

by bereel December 02, 2012