'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

Fell off

When someone becomes irrelevant

"ay bro you fell off"

by TobuscusLoveriLoveTobuscus2993 November 8, 2021

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly

My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler

by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022

Fucked me off

Is being fucked on "by a person"

Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.

by Angel1994 October 1, 2025

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with

That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!

by William Danoven August 30, 2025