Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.

Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022

give me some fuckin' tacos

when you are high and you want some tacos from Jack-In-The-Box. without help from at least one other person this usually won't work

Perla: i'm high!
Jim: Me too
Perla: Give me some fuckin' tacos!
Jim: hell yeah! some fuckin tacos!

by LB Boss January 1, 2008

butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

beat me like a clock 😗✌️

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

she say do you love me

A meme from Drake’s song “God’s Plan” where two ppl are shown fighting over love, sometimes at the end, there is earrape

*video* She say do you love me?
I tell her only partly, I only love my bed, and my momma, I’m S O R R Y

by iLittleGamerGD May 18, 2018

cassh me outside how boh dah

A ghetto way of Saying "Catch me outside how about that?"

Cassh me outside how boh dah

by 1beaaaa February 22, 2017