A Tucson school filled with stoners. Everyone is drunk off their asses all day and skipping class. The teachers suck ass and all secretly smoke meth. If you go here you'd agree with everything we're saying. Full of ghetto mexicans (some are really hot) and some funny ass fights. If you come here you'll get no credits but you'll party every day. All other Tucson schools refer to it as Drugerita. If you want to undersand this get baked and read it.
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by daDebil January 16, 2004
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by bakaryu August 9, 2004
Get the white guy high five mug.West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of Pokémon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 2, 2009
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Seabreeze student: Mom, where are you going?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?
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by Scarceisnthere123 January 18, 2019
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