tickets to policeman's ball 

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

tickets to policeman's ball by duckluva1 June 24, 2017

bales 

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

bales by john July 16, 2004

Ballsmclongcock

A porn name derived from the film Barely Legal. Also known as a man with a giant wiener.

"Bob is also known as Ballsmclongcock in the porn industry."

Ballsmclongcock by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

Ballspank

1. A kick or punch against the balls.
2. An actual spank against the balls.

Bas and Jasper were fighting yesterday but Jasper gave Bas a Ballspank so Bas couldn't fight anymore.

Ballspank by Zavi April 19, 2010

ballsauce 

An extremely clean male scrotum.

Doctor: Wow nice ballsauce you have, you've passed the physical!
Tom: Thanks I keep it extra clean.

ballsauce by inspirationals January 14, 2013

ball rashers

The skin tight pants that emo/scene kid guys wear, because they are so tight, they give your balls a rash, hence ball rashers.

Look at that stupid scene kid wearing those ball rashers, all he's doing is proudly displaying the fact that he has a tiny dick that he can tuck in between his ass.

ball rashers by Kaz_64 October 19, 2006

ball-squiggle

A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).

A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.

Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.

Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?

Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.

ball-squiggle by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009