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ballsauce

Doctor: Wow nice ballsauce you have, you've passed the physical!
Tom: Thanks I keep it extra clean.
by inspirationals January 14, 2013
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ball rashers

The skin tight pants that emo/scene kid guys wear, because they are so tight, they give your balls a rash, hence ball rashers.
Look at that stupid scene kid wearing those ball rashers, all he's doing is proudly displaying the fact that he has a tiny dick that he can tuck in between his ass.
by Kaz_64 October 19, 2006
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ball-squiggle

A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).

A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.

Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?

Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
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ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner April 13, 2011
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Ball fart

A condition in which your testicle(s) has a hole torn/decayed into it and air from other open areas in the body that have access to the ball sack can both enter and exit the testicle(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.

It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).
Guy 1: "OW FUCK!!"
Guy 2: "What? What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "Oh it's just my Ball fart."
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 17, 2022
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ball soup

"This ball soup is delicious!"
by KiggerNike March 5, 2022
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Friednship Ball

When you and your partner form a ball as the mans penis goes as deep as it can go. Knee's up!
man....props on the friendship ball
by Kevie October 13, 2003
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