A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...
by Nutthead June 19, 2010
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Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!
by Rich23 April 04, 2008
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A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.
by Alex Bakke (Alex_Augmented) April 10, 2008
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Going Balls Deep Butt Good

When a guy ass fucks a chick and his balls slap against her ass cheeks; ass fucking to the hilt
After the Saints won the Super Bowl, Reggie Bush celebrated by Going Balls Deep Butt Good on Kim Kardashian's phat ass!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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A to celebrate assholes, give them a present of a lifetime. A nice kick in the balls. Occurs on April 13.
Oh my gosh, wanna go celebrate National Kick Boys in the Balls Day?!
by Kick Ballz April 13, 2018
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Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.
While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.
by Brian Ringer October 31, 2007
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