choker captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

He is choker captain

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Paper Captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

He is great Paper captain ever

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Choker captain

Choker captain is none other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always covers them with batting stats,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as a captain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 captaincy for rcb but couldn't win a single trophy,as rcb rarely qualify for playoffs he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Dont behave as choker captain

by CHOKERKOHLI loyal fan November 23, 2020

no caperonies

when you want to add stronger belief to what your saying ,like another confirmation of truth.

i believe she did it ,no caperonies!

by it’s.mi_mi/ samiya December 6, 2020

Edward Capslockhand

A person who types in text in capslock mode only. A reference to famous hollywood movie Edward Scissorhands starring Johnny Depp

A person tweeting caps lock mode,
Me: Hey Edward Capslockhand, no need to shout, i got it

by GivvaPhooks December 15, 2020

Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

Larry Capara

Larry is a mighty god from the Nordic mythology. He can do anything. Yes. Larry is the ruler of the solar system. He decides who will die and who will leave. The Larry Nordic god is a real god objectively. It's a fact. He was born in 8000 before count.

Larry Capara is mighty and strong.
I'm a smart person = I believe in larry

by anonymous December 28, 2020