This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.
And fuck this stupid ass shark
And fuck this stupid ass shark
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Get the Croydon Pencil Sharpener mug.The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
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