iambana's definitions

zig and sharko

the best show to ever exist. basically a starving hyena simping so hard for a mermaid that he beefs daily with a bodybuilder shark who’s built like a lifeguard and a fridge combined. It’s Looney Tunes underwater but with more side-eye, more thirst, and absolutely zero dialogue — just vibes and violence.

my homegirl saw him once at the mall and now she’s plotting like zig and sharko.

by iambana April 15, 2025