Ghost Wipe

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

by PreciousToileter April 05, 2022

Oily wipe

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.

Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

by KamilotV2 June 20, 2024

Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.

“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”

by BboiSnakeSauce February 09, 2024

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Bugosy wipes

Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.

Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.

Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.

by November 25, 2023

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn March 17, 2014

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 07, 2023