The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021

Balls Wipe

someone (a dude or a hoe) thats an ass, a tard, and idiot.

A hoe that licks balls all day or an annoying kiss ass.

Hey you balls wipe!!!!

F*ckin balls wipe!

Your are a balls wipe.

by hellzhellz March 10, 2010

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

by Didddies February 8, 2017

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.

by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 11, 2019

When someone wipes their GAS HOLE ‘anus’ after recently defecating. Key term is “recent” to coin the terms, “FRESHLY WIPED”.

Janice has a fetish to SNIFF, SAVOR and LICK her 76 year old husband’s FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE.

by PSPkid April 14, 2021