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Whistlebritches 

A term used for someone whos name cannot be remembered.
Man A: You should ask ol' Whistlebritches if he wants to go to the movies with us.

Man B: You mean John?

Man A: Yea, That guy.
Whistlebritches by Keado September 21, 2007

Whistling Sprocket 

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.
Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!

whistlefag 

Any person of non importance who acts like a complete douche because they have a whistle and a plastic badge; often inflicted with small penis syndrome.
T.S.A. whistlefag
Mall-cop whistlefag
Crosswalk whistlefag

I was trying to pick Adam up at the airport but the stupid T.S.A. whistlefags wouldn't let me stop at the curb for even five seconds as he walked out.
whistlefag by J-Twat September 23, 2010

Whistley Snipes 

a faint whistle while speaking, usually due to a boogar in one nostril or a sharp cut to the incisor.
Me: Everytime Jermaine tried telling that joke about basketball a high pitched whistle came out of his nose...

Larry: Yeah, I know, I couldnt handle it. He got all Whistley Snipes on our ass.

washington whistler 

The act of a girl giving oral sex to a man that has taken out his prince albert. As she sucks, it makes a whistling sound in her mouth.
Last night Brandy came over and suggested that I take out my prince albert so she could give me a washington whistler..
washington whistler by Timmy Diggler September 27, 2017

I think my pig is whistling 

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?