jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

by Tudgey October 21, 2008

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Courtesy Wank

When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.

Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.

Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

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wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner

you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!

by ashthetash June 3, 2014

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Survival Wank

When you masterbate for as long as possible without ejaculating.

This is the opposite of a turbo wank.

I had a epic survival wank over that gianna michaels porn scene.

by Elderdragon December 27, 2013

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Immersive Wank

The act of using noise cancelling headphones to watch pornography while masturbating in order to feel more involved. This can also be levelled up by adding a VR headset.

I had a cheeky immersive wank earlier, it really felt like Cindy was moaning right in front of me; I came so much quicker!

by Cheddar Brie Jealousy December 17, 2019

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wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.

Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

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