Bum wank

like a tit wank but with your arse

kristen didn't want full anal so offered a bum wank instead

by watermelonclitlicker May 31, 2010

wankered

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

by da22er April 20, 2009

wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 13, 2005

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

wannabeard

<I>n.</I> A partially or patchily-grown but still significant amount of facial hair beneath the lower lip; a dirty goatee; more than a soul patch and less than a beard.

Check out John's wannabeard; dude needs more testosterone.

by Omar K. December 9, 2008

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009