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rainbow waffle

1. Eating out a girl with a blue waffle on her period.
person one: How was that rainbow waffle?

person two: GROSSSS!!
by john skid August 20, 2010
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Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010
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Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.
by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010
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Waffle Sauce

by ima_hottie February 4, 2010
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Waffle Debacle

1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!
by macnatty24 January 15, 2011
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Box waffle

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.
(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."
by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011
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ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.
I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.
by dreadman11 June 14, 2011
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