Vegan-rendang-curry

A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.

I’ll make you vegan-rendang-curry when you’re back!

by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021

VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.

Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”

by Peruki August 2, 2023

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Vegan Active

Vegan Active is a former commercial name or so I'm informed that has now impractically become a household names is based on the Vegan Group values of no fuck, inNOWAYSion, VALUE FOR YOUR SUGAR MOMMY and exercise including waiting for veg from unsuspecting animals as weight training - applied to a revolutionary motto of not hurting vegetables, since we do not give you carrots, but rather withold studs and carrots, that's why we pride ourselves in being Vegan Active

I could not help but joining as I felt so sorry anout Sir Riach and as if that isn't bad nough still bein held for ransom. Joined up hpoing to meet somone handsome after rading CONvincing ad, Our mission is to help bring positive change to peoples’ lives. Join one of Vegan Active’s many health clubs throughout United Kingdom and Get Changed.
'tis so true, 'cause after I went to Vegan Active I went to the changing room and DID get changed.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008

That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.

“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher

by anonymous June 2, 2022

quasi-veganism

eating like a vegan for much or parts of your life, but not ensuring that all the animals are set free and never killed

I have enjoyed quasi-veganism, but I am not trying to stop killing all of the animals, partly because I still eat a minimal amount of meat, at the least.

by addake November 3, 2019

Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.

Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!

by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023