An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
Get the Vaginitis Battyeemug. A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.
Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.
by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019
Get the Vaginal Shaving Biasmug. Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.
by lonelybowling June 13, 2018
Get the Vaginal vanillamug. by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022
Get the vaginesmug. A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
Get the Silica Vaginitismug. What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Vaginal suicidemug. by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024
Get the Vaginal Joustingmug.