Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.

Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Vaginalled

to get fucked over or in trouble

similar to the Australian phrase “to get analled” so if your mate got in trouble you could say “aw mate you got absolutely vaginalled then”

by whaksksk November 1, 2020

vaginal septum

Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.

Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?

Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.

by idomybig1asalways April 8, 2024

vaginize

To destroy, take over or conquer a vaginal region, often erecting a flag to represent ownership.

I would like to vaginize that death lady.

by Lorien King May 14, 2011

vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 6, 2024

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018