touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

by RCBaylon February 4, 2007

Don't touch my Bob

don't touch it. it's mine.

you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of Bob Marly. you'r so Happy but one of those Emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to Him- "Don't touch my bob, you jackass"

by stupid stupid girl August 17, 2006

touched on

when a guy in prison does something wrong, like steal from a homie's locker, and gets his ass beat.

The homie Junebug got touched on for being a locker thief.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.

Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"

by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009

Thouchy

Means being high or drunk

Example: Man we went to this party and got hella Thouchy

by Probay August 11, 2010