n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.
"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."
by Parrish October 26, 2006
by OscarMG November 19, 2007
Infatuated with an intense passion for another person regardless of a relationship/non-relationship with that person.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 01, 2022
Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
by P. France May 04, 2008
a mc job is any job that is very poor quality and with minimum wage.
it is called a mc job as mc donalds is a very poor quality place to work and has minimum wage.
mc job can be referd to many jobs not just mcdonalds, like toilet cleaning, rubbish collection and any thing that you have to touch shit (like mc donalds)
it is called a mc job as mc donalds is a very poor quality place to work and has minimum wage.
mc job can be referd to many jobs not just mcdonalds, like toilet cleaning, rubbish collection and any thing that you have to touch shit (like mc donalds)
by billy bob frog May 30, 2007
1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.
by New Oxford Dictionary of Wainui English June 03, 2004