A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.
Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
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by Lordgumby November 24, 2016
What a male is when they wear their pants low, so ther ass is hanging out. They are trolling for cock
by 45320 November 30, 2017
by wetdickallnight April 17, 2009
To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
by dickosarous October 21, 2012
To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.
It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.
The dick is so good, it gives you life.
Cheating is not an option.
Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.
It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.
The dick is so good, it gives you life.
Cheating is not an option.
Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.
by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017
by Eddy August 28, 2007
A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 11, 2014