cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

Cream Dev

The creamiest boi in the land. A cream dev lives his life online, posting everything he feels. Most cream devs can be found playing disc golf in their spare time, and generally they drive Hyundai’s. (Specifically overpriced Elantras)
Other names for a cream dev include: cream boi, creamy boi, his creaminess

Did you see what he posted on facebook? That’s such a typical cream dev post.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

SOWA CREAM

A term used in the popular object show Inanimate Insanity that is used to express excitement and happiness. The character most known for this term is the character ‘taco’

Oj: “Hurry up taco give us the lemon!”
Taco:”SOWA CREAM”

by Ilovedannydevito April 15, 2023

Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.

"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."

by masterdarkly January 6, 2014