brady

a good kind man or boy. he messes around with his friends but never gets into deep trouble. he’s not tall but not short and he’s the perfect in between for everything. if you have a brady, never lose him because once you get attached you will find a deep care for him. brady always has the most beautiful eyes and will pull a girl with colorful eyes. brady is a good man.

if you find a brady, never let it go.

by mlb.starzz3 March 28, 2025

To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.

I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”

by Vane April 29, 2025

Brady

A slimeball queer. He loves gargling cock and balls. He is a micro penis covered in smegma. He has never done anything worthwhile in his life and will die ALONE. He has no upper or lower body strength. Brady is a guy who likes to have sex with animals and sometimes little kids. Brady is insanely easy to beat up. Brady is insanely racist. He is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and tortures minorities whenever he can.

Let's all beat Brady to death and cum and shit on his body!!!!

"Fuck Brady, lets go to his house and beat the shit out of him and stomp his dog to death"
"Brady smells like dick cheese bro"
"Brady has 0 bitches"

"Lets rape Brady"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 May 6, 2025

Steven Brady

Likes to sit home and count his money and walk the dog to the pub

Steven Brady

by Steve Brady December 15, 2022

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Brady

A guy that has a very big dick much larger than someone named Anton

That Brady must have a much larger cock than Anton!

by theverybigdaddyE January 3, 2023

Brady moment

A term for a forgetful Caucasian who wears crocks and socks and talks using slang from Afro-American verbs, nouns & pop culture slang. Often replaced with dingleberry, warthog brain and meathead.

He had a crying Brady moment when he forgot to sheath the knife and cut his finger.

by ToyotaK1ller July 22, 2023