smells like teen bacon

Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.

"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"

fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"

by Darnell Danger June 9, 2007

teen girl squad

A group of girls, only one being popular, created by Strong Bad's pen. Currently there are four. Check homestarrunner.com for details.

Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!

by Evilishies September 15, 2003

Teenager

1)A bag of unsteady hormones.
2)A human in the most confuse time of his/her life. From 13 to 20. When you're pushed by society to decide all sorts of things.
3)The age to make stupid things like getting incredibly hammered or high.
4)The age were your brain looses all capacity to know how to keep your bedroom tidy
5)The time to engage in the wonders of real social life.
6)The time to be anti-social towards your parents and similar adults.

"My son's so irresponsible these days! He won't make his bed, I think he's started smoking, he only cares about his friends and never thinks about he's future! he could be a doctor! Plus, I found a stack of playboy magazines under his bed the other day! An he won't talk to me!"
"Sounds to me your son has reached his teenager phase... Like you never were one!"

by wareveh March 3, 2009

teenager

The quantity 1.75 grams of cocaine.

How much blow should we get, man?

A teenager.

by Theresa May 13, 2005

Teen Wolf

When the guys has a broad who is not putting out, you cum on her face and then cut your pubes and sprinkle them on the jizz, leaving her as a teen wolf.

Yea that ho wasn't doing shit, so I teen wolfed that cunt.

by AustinKnepp December 14, 2007

Teen

A male or female in the modern world, whom thinks the world revolves around them.

Cooper is a teen, he owns the world, everyone listens to him.Noneone else matters, except Cooper.

by PsychoJenkins October 5, 2006

f-teen

The age at which a young lady(a teenager) is considered a 'viable' conquest by a grown man.

"Hey, Adam, how old is that younger sister of yours?"

"She's not f-teen yet mo-fo, so stay the fuck away from her."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... you thought that girl with her learners permit was f-teen. Isn't your sister almost out of high school?"

"Yeah... go ahead and mac down on her..."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003