When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
by Theredbullet May 26, 2017
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by Sickassname_69 December 27, 2017
Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.
This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping
This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping
I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?
by 459395 March 15, 2023
A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
by marybethjones December 07, 2010
The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
by JamesBondage October 29, 2010