strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction

steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.

by alainmke January 20, 2011

Strativariable

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.

Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

by Angry English Professional March 4, 2011

Stripsino

A combination strip-club and casino, which is hypothetically the biggest gouger ever.

--As it was said by Adam, strip clubs and casinos are the biggest gougers. So, a combination of the 2 would be a colossal gouger, taking all of your money.--

(coined on the Adam Carolla Podcast - 9/13/11)

Guy 1: "I want to see naked women, but I also want to gamble! What do I do!? I'm so conflicted!"

Guy 2: "How about we go to the Stripsino?"

by M0RPH3U5 September 13, 2011

STREET SLUG

MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS USED CONDOMS IN THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO.

HOLY SHIT DAN YOU ALMOST STEPPED ON ANOTHER STREET SLUG.

by SLOWRUNNER February 25, 2013

Strawberry Queefquake

A time during a women's period where she farts vigorously from her vaginal area, squirting blood that looks like strawberry jam at a five foot radius and causing a earthquake at a 3 mile range. Its also a mistaken word when someone is talking about a strawberry cheesequake icecream cake from Dairy Queen

Guy 1: Hey dude did feel that earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was my girlfriend queefing while on her period again. It looked like she threw jam all over the walls.
Guy 1: Damn, well thats disturbing. Hey you wanna go get a strawberry queefquake from Dairy Queen- wait I mean cheesequake.
Guy 2:Rofl

by idkanymore87 January 13, 2015

Struggle Loaf

When you got a loaf of bread and then you watch the Food Network and you imagine that it's meatloaf.

Just because I got xbox live don't mean I'm not strugglin' nigga, I had to eat a struggle loaf last night.
-ModernWarNegro 2013

by They Call Me Mr. Struggle February 15, 2015

Strongbacky

An endearing Korean form of the term :"Strong back", meaning an associate that has intimate historical knowledge of a particular hysterical event involving the use of a structural steel strongback framing system..

Hey Strongbacky, how are we going to handle the loads of the steel strong back system being applied to the structure?

by MicZakAtak March 13, 2015