Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009
Get the reverse jockey sidewalk steamermug. The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
Get the Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamermug. when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.
i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.
by midge101 July 27, 2010
Get the pinchy winchy cleveland steamer expressmug. The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 7, 2021
Get the White chocolate blueberry crumble steamermug. by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024
Get the Soft Steamermug. When a borderline geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon a middle age unwilling participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the borderline geriatric and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon and delicate face and bountiful chest meats.
by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024
Get the state street steamermug. A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma
by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024
Get the Bosnian Steamermug.