squid

a complete n00b. a person who fails at life and has no idea what theyre doing.

"Evan, you're working at McDonalds? You fuckin squid"
"Squid you team-killing fucktard!"

by fattymcbutterboobs July 15, 2005

Squid

Of Northern Ontario origin. Means: good, acceptable, alright etc. Derived originally from a drunken mispronouciation of the word "Good".

A. Hey, are you sure you don't mind that I take your sister out on a date?
B. No worries, it's squid

by Sauce December 29, 2004

Squid

A term used to describe one who is a novice at something, not good at something, ultimately a loser.

The JV cheerleaders are such squids.

That freshman epitomizes the word squid.

by Jess January 20, 2005

squid

a)person or group which classifies themselves as "emo" b) a person who thinks they are great at a sport

a) Taking Back Sunday and Brand New are squids because they play emo music. b) Justin is a squid because he doesn't play defense and shoots to much.

by Martin we December 28, 2005

Squidding

When one metaphorically inks the water of an argument when they feel cornered or beat then swims away in retreat.

"Stop squidding LaFupa and have some conviction with what you say."

by Tristen June 21, 2014

squid

(n) serious student. One who carries so many books that their arms (feel like they) elongate, spends so much time indoor studying that their skin becomes palid, and spends so much late night studying and drinking coffee that the eyes bug out from the head.
(v) to ruin your social life through excessive studying.

It's been such a tough semester, I've been squiddin' since February.
The nice thing about squids is you can date six without neglecting any.

by Soggyfoot July 7, 2007

Squid

1. A spineless person on a motorcycle.
2. Someone that thinks he's cool just because he has a sport bike even though he is not a skillful rider.

Jonny is afraid to wheelie his GSXR. He is a real squid.

by totalfreakinbabe August 5, 2008