Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

smuli

smuli is someone who is very smuli. smuli is smuli just liv with it ok.

person 1. why you so smuli.
person 2. why you so bollli
person 3. why you so possom

by smuliboy69 October 30, 2019

Smuli

Smuli is just smuli. if someone does something that just really just is smuli. smuli is just smuli liv with it ok.

person 1. why you so smuli
person 2. why you so bolli
person 3. why you so possom

by smuliboy69 October 31, 2019

Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019

scurll

When you get an entire row of an airplane to yourself.

I could lie down and sleep cause I got a scurll.

by Kingcrabrabbit December 27, 2019

Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020

Smurf

A gaming term meaning a fake low level account to get pro or good players into lower level games (eg using a new account in R6 to get into newcomer) usually used in skill based matchmaking

Bruh that dickhead is using a smurf

by Mxt April 23, 2020