shark

v. to creep, lurk, or aggressively hit on someone or something

"This dude at the bar was totally sharking on me last night."

"Man, the mall is so full today, I had to shark for a parking spot."

by sharksonsharksonsharks November 8, 2012

Shark

VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.

No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?

by schroedersoul May 5, 2009

SARKOZI

A GIANT NIGGER COCK LOVER

SOMEONE WHO LOVES NIGGER COCK IN THERE ASS

THAT GUY IS A SARKOZI HE WILL BE HURTING LATER

by KENTUCKY December 5, 2012

Sarking

To be exceptionally self-centered, demanding, and deluded. This is usually accompanied by signs of impatience, an inability to understand others, and ultimately, violence. For an example, see the overall attitude of creativity guru SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy).

I shoved that little waitress because she wouldn't let me order off the menu -- maybe I need to stop sarking.

by sirenflyer May 13, 2009

loan shark

A group who loans out large sums of money with a huge amount of interest slapped on it; usually run by a mafia faction. If and when the recipient doesn't pay up, they proceed to kill or maim him/his family.

The loan shark cut my balls off.

by Rubee July 18, 2004

Typer Shark

An amazingly fun game you play to learn how to type well. Unfortunately, it kills your fingers.

"What's up with your fingers?"

"Dude, we played typer shark today."

by WelcomeToYourWorstNightmare April 24, 2010

Great Brown Shark

When you lay a big turd and a second triangular turd lands on top of it. With the main turd submerged, and the top of the secondary turd sticking out of the water.

Dude! I have been meaning to tell you of the highlight of my weekend! A turd variant. So, two pieces... big brown turd, then secondary turd that landed on top of the first making a shark fin or Great Brown Shark, sticking out of the top of the water. I should've taken a picture!!

by CTS Jokester July 14, 2009