small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.

I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.

by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023

Like A Small Boat

Yenlik’s favourite song to serenade Kaan with. She must fulfil her destiny as Kaan’s bride and fatal one. This is used by Yenlik while she is not on her period for once in forever.

I need to tell Kaan something.
Kaan?
Yes?
Like a small boat.

by shaggyvaggie February 12, 2019

small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

Small Hands McCuntface

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)

I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah

by Cannabuissness July 25, 2017

Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 6, 2023

Small dick energy

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

Logan wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

by _moanium December 30, 2022

Small peen vibes

The evolved brother of big dick energy. Doesn’t penetrate and hurt you, it sort of wafts over you. Describes a person confident in his big dick who doesn’t need to externally express it.

Jack is the least douchey guy I have met, I love his small peen vibes.

by Aknee September 10, 2019