Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.

Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."

by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010

Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.

Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?

by Not jab October 18, 2019

The Sleeping Lady

Lady of the night, prostitute, whore. Sucks a mean one.

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.

by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

sleep mojo

That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.

Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.

by sonofnyx July 12, 2011