Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 20, 2019

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

Sleep Clashing

When you are tired but clash of clans is life.

Friend: sup bro what are you doing?

Me: nothing much just Sleep Clashing

by THEONLYHARDWAY March 19, 2019

Bubba Sleep

when your bubba bubba is so tired the words that come out is bubba sleep.

Bubba: bubba sleep
partner: awe bubba you tired?
Bubba: bubba sleep
*sleeps*

by LeafyBakery01 April 8, 2019

Sleeping in the library

What ash lynx is currently doing

Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead

by Chuuyasmissingheight December 29, 2021

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019