Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

sleep mojo

That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.

Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.

by sonofnyx July 12, 2011

jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.

Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.

by imadetheword March 23, 2019

Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.

Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."

by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010

Sleep Studying

When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.

Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying

by Darkninjaprincess96 April 18, 2017

Sleep Brappnea

An onomotopeoia.

When one farts with such volume whilst asleep it actually disrupts the sleep cycle. Particularly dangerous if the nature of the emanation is so noxious it causes the temporary cessation of breathing.

Dude, I am so roasted.... Damn Sleep Brappnea kept waking me up and WHEW... it was gnarly.... Hardly slept at all!!!!!

by Bonemanrides August 10, 2016