School

The place where you go for the first 18 years of life. You are stripped of almost all of your rights and no one cares about you. You go through very exotic forms of torture such as a technique called "algebra" or another one called "french". the place were you are fed strange and exotic foods that make your stomach hurt and ooze strange goo out of them when you bite into them.

Mom- "wake up, it's time for school."

Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."

Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"

Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."

by AHairyGrowth June 11, 2009

School

School is a place where kids are forced by the law to work and learn. Where you are graded on your intelligence. If you get an F, then that means that either you are a huge IDIOT!!! Or the school is trying to tell you that you are a failure.

SCHOOL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by that dude with that face November 28, 2009

School

Hell

I fucking hate this shit bag called school

by schoolhater420 October 18, 2018

School

The equivalent to hell on earth.

I hate school.

School has ruined my life.

by Mr. Lunks March 10, 2008

SCHOOL

A place where your brain gets filled with bullshit that you will not use any other time in your shitty life.

I had to go to school today. fuckfuckfuckfuck

by AngelaTheKId October 9, 2019

School

A place to let off steam aka murdering-faculty + staff + students = fun

mother-hello timmy what did u do at school today?
Timmy-nothing much just murdered a few fags

by FuxOrZZzOwnZoRzZZ January 26, 2005

School

a place of complete misery..child labor disguised in education...a prison for all children to become trained like puppets and dogs... where rules are the only thing from keeping us from succeeding..a place known as hell to everyone but parents

skyline high school is a gay school that should be burnt down

by xtreme June 26, 2003