When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.
by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023
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by urban_littionary January 18, 2024
Get the Smurfing mug.A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
Get the Smurf-Pegging mug.A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
Get the Smurf mug.When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023
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by N.z.R November 23, 2023
Get the Smurfing mug.A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
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