Roman

you are blessed if you have guy named Roman you must treat him lake a god

treat roman like a god

by Ceaser13 October 11, 2023

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Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.

by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

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Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

by anonymous May 25, 2023

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Roman

Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)

Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.

by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023

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Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

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Roman

Roman has a rock hard cock. He loves his bmx bike and hell give you a golden shower. He has the best drugs and the realest of personalities. Down to earth and tough as fuck. He has the hands of God. He would never hit a girl or put her in danger. His eyes will make your heart beat.

Roman is fucking sexy. Roman makes me wet.

by Crimsonandcloverbaby August 23, 2022

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