The River Boys

A few lads up to no good, always making trouble in your neighborhood, devious and cunning but yet still so lovable, the lads fellas wanna be likw, and girls wanna be with. No booze at a party will be safe with these lads around. Scamps!

Olan (The River boys ); do you see what i see davy??
Davy (The River Boys ); them cans of fosters on the table is it?
Olan; exactly buddy!!
Davy; also ive spotted a shoulder next to the fridge, all we need is a mixer!
Olan; yeah buddy!! Lets go to work!!
Davy; River Boys for life!!!!
On looker; dem guys fleased the place without any1 noticing, what a pair of lovable scallywags!

by magic kev November 1, 2011

Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.

I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!

by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020

Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)

Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.

by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016

toms river high school south

Black.

Do you go to toms river high school south

No, I'm white!

by Denice baby xoxo October 13, 2016

Old Man River

Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.

"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."

"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."

"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"

by J3Insider November 4, 2011

River Chick

A moderately attractive female who is trashy in a very subtle way. Large fake breasts are common on a river chick. Most guys would want to hook up with her, but would never tell their friends about the encounter if it happened. There is really nothing wrong with being a river chick and it is not necessairly a completely demeaning term. River chicks often enjoy river type activites such as floating on tubes in slutty bathing suits while drinking.

That girl I banged is such a river chick. She asked me to go squirrel hunting next weekend.

by Bar916_Briguy October 16, 2008

Arctic River Dance

The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.

Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.

by The Watcher Cometh January 9, 2010