pimp my ride 

A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"

"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"

pimp my ride by KenPone November 7, 2004

mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

ghost ride the bus 

when you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on.

nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work.

ghost ride the bus by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

gree ride 

Riding around for no reason other than to dip tobacco. Gree rides are usually taken when you are bored. Sometimes, you will leave your house early for something just to throw a lug and ride around.

Grey: yo, trying to hit up a gree ride before the basketball game?

Will: damn right bruh

gree ride by cooknbnc November 19, 2009

can i ride? 

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way

1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍

can i ride? by Tayx.💜 November 26, 2016

Iberian Bull Ride 

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.

Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!

Iberian Bull Ride by #SoNotAJames June 26, 2022

hoot ride 

Any ride in the local area in which smoking marijuana is the primary objective.

Hey man, let's go for a quick hoot ride.

hoot ride by Philly B November 20, 2007