Poundtown

When you have sex with someone that has taken Molly and Viagra.

I am very sore because my man and I went to Poundtown last night.

by Majestic Mami August 21, 2023

Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

by Mto93 November 21, 2007

flounder pound

to shove a vagina in someone's face.

That stripper kept flounder pounding me last night.

by Carlo von Sexron Jr. October 22, 2008

Colon Pounder

One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.

Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Poofter Pounder

A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.

"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"

by flabio17 October 21, 2009

Thunder Pounder

Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.

Guy 1: I was talking to Annie yesterday, she said she hadn't been able to walk, and was feel like crap

Guy 2: lol, apparently im a Thunder Pounder and i didn't even know it haha

by Derkalurk March 17, 2011

Strawberry Poundcake

The gentleman's term for having relations with a woman whilst she is on her period.

John: So, how'd it go with Sarah last night? She was on her period, so i'm assuming you two didn't have sex.
Bob: I beg to differ, my friend. In fact, i spent the majority of my night making a nice Strawberry Poundcake.

by KaminL October 3, 2012