2 definitions by Derkalurk

Thunder Pounder

Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.

Guy 1: I was talking to Annie yesterday, she said she hadn't been able to walk, and was feel like crap

Guy 2: lol, apparently im a Thunder Pounder and i didn't even know it haha

by Derkalurk March 2, 2011

bail out call

A call you set up with your friend to be made after a few minutes on a date, they need you and its an emergency. ..if the date is going well you decline, if the date sucks you have a valid excuse to bail

Thanks for the bail out call, my datewas so boring I needed an excuse to leave

by Derkalurk August 5, 2015