stone phone

To get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.

Dude, the Beatles are the best band to stone phone!

by rasrobs March 7, 2008

PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."

by RiverRat March 12, 2008

Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.

"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."

by Mesapie January 16, 2009

freak phone

the extra cell phone you have that you give the number out to all women who are not your wife or girlfriend. so called because these skanks will do things sexually that your wife/girlfriend won't.

dude is that your cell ringing
yeah it's my freak phone

by fez marie whatley November 2, 2008

obama phone

A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated

a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old

by i'm not obama January 5, 2023

bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004

phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.

Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.

by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006