ass packet

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

Gym Package

An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.

Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.

by Nthebutt1001 January 16, 2011

Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

the App pack

Following in the tradition of the "brat pack" and the "frat pack", the app pack is made up of the actors who are regulars in the ensemble casts of judd appatow films and television shows. The App pack includes: Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jason Siegel, Leslie Mann, Jonah Hill, Carla Gallow, james franco, and Bill Hader.

The App pack have done it again!

by r the p June 2, 2008

6 pack

40 pounds of extra weight layered over what one would assume to be abs.

Why can't you finish those leg throw downs? Come on 6 pack!!

by JT_money November 6, 2011

Packhorse'd

1. A state wherein an individual or group of individuals have been repeatedly screwed over with insane timelines and objectives that crush the very souls of those affected

2. The supreme art of critical thinking where all factors are considered, planned, placed into position, and then scrapped at the last minute on a whim for favor of an asinine idea.

3. The act of burning bridges, destroying relationships, and backdooring superior organizations in an effort to portray alpha-male tendencies to subordinates

4. A method of control by which the dominating force mentally and emotionally abuses subordinates in an effort to appear omnipotent and omniscient

All of us have been packhorse'd at some point in our lives.

by eatmorchkn60 May 5, 2011

pack a fatty

when you have a piece of chewing tobacco place inbetween your lip and gum

Did you see Gary Sheffield packing a fatty in the baseball game.

by Anthony April 25, 2005