obama phone

A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated
a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old
by i'm not obama January 06, 2023
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Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.
"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."
by Mesapie January 16, 2009
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stone phone

To get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.
Dude, the Beatles are the best band to stone phone!
by rasrobs March 08, 2008
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Phone Orgy

When casual phone sex between two people morphs into an out of control sex conference call with countless people joining in and exchanging sexually explicit dialogue with different partners simultaneously.
Dom: phone sex is getting old

Dom: how about we spice shit up tonight bitch?

Tammi: how we gonna do that?

Tammi: you can't stick your dick thru your iphone

Dom: let's have a phone orgy

Dom: you call as many skanks as you can

Dom: ill call my boys

Dom: but you better not try to get too attached to any other dude's fake Trey Songz voice or imma dick slap you thru the phone
by KWAVE23 April 21, 2011
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PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.
I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."
by RiverRat March 12, 2008
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phoned

On a phone conversation and can't out of it or having to supervise the phone for a period of time. also spelled f0n3d
im f0n3d til 1.
Skimo is phoned!
by Sonyman25 November 08, 2005
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phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries
Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.
by Yeeper July 23, 2006
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