Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 03, 2023

Floppy Legs

Someone who tries to kick a football or walks kicking their legs out with really long legs and hoisted trousers, resulting in Floppy legs.

"mate he just tried to kick that ball but hit everyone else instead, he got floppy legs!"

by S Mac March 28, 2007

facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

by Slick2500 March 16, 2016

Leg Arm

noun: an arm that resembles a leg. i.e., it is very fat and large.

LegArm - A top ranked wiffleball team on the East Coast. Based out of NY and MA.

LegArm - She has fat where she should have arm....what the hell...she has a leg arm.

LegArm - LegArm is a top ranked team on the East Coast and plays against teams like : Whitey's Wackers, Brew Crew, Doom and Sliced Bread.

by Tagf August 20, 2011

Get legged on

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

by Liberalslayer289 May 30, 2023

More leg

A horseriding term where your instructor wants you to apply more pressure with your leg to the side of your horse (not kicking) but holding your leg on the side and squeezing to encourage forward motion or if one leg is used to encourage the horse to go away from the leg you are using,
If you use your left leg to go right for example.

If you mishear your instructor it generally means you’ve missed them saying to use more leg..... so use more leg!

Instructor - you’re going to need a lot more leg to get over that jump!

Instructor - apply more left leg to keep him on the outside of the school!

by TheBigIrishGrey December 17, 2020

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 05, 2014