When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.
Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.
by BlackPhlomp April 12, 2018
An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.
My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 08, 2021
To say something in a lowkey fashion. To “be real” with someone. However can really be used in any context.
by Bigbeanbean July 23, 2018
When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.
I’d wish you’d bollocks off
by Pdoug121 January 05, 2019
1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.
2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.
Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.
Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.
Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.
by heidi bags July 03, 2013
by Jef_Benedetti January 30, 2012
by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017