nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011

Nut intern

The name for a girl who you're teaching to handle your balls appropriately. A ball handling virgin.

"I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"

by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015

nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

Nugget Nuts

Nugget nuts very small pp that look like nuggets

Omg axel has nugget nuts

by Poophole454 September 4, 2020

No Nut Novemburst

The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.

Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

The Red Nut

The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.

Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up

To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .

by Weasel67 July 23, 2016