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hand smoothie

Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand
Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!
by DZphantom July 2, 2015
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Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.
'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'
by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009
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Bisexual Hands

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole
Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands
by CrazyJ72 June 4, 2018
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Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.
Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"
by Ploozy October 16, 2021
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The Serpent's Hand

The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. At least three different individuals have been encountered, all of whom used possible or confirmed anomalous items for infiltration purposes (including SCP-268, which was stolen from the Foundation, who had in turn recovered it during a raid of a Chaos Insurgency facility). The total number of members belonging to this organization is unknown, as is their level of technology, number of possible SCPs held, or total level of threat. However, it is clear they are highly coordinated and possibly dangerous. One of their leaders is thought to be a figure known as "L.S.", who is considered to be personally responsible for two security breaches in Foundation sites.

The Foundation currently has very little information about the Serpent's Hand, and almost all known information about the Serpent's Hand has been leaked from the GOC intelligence. The group seems to embrace the use and existence of paranormal items, and in particular seems to embrace humanoid and sentient SCPs. The Serpent's Hand has been highly vocal in criticizing the containment and destruction of these SCPs, especially those which are fully human and are not particularly destructive.
The Serpent's Hand is the managers of the Wanderer's Library, which is visited often by members of other Groups of Interest, such as Gamers Against Weed, Are We Cool Yet?, E.t.c.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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sticky hand

when your hand is sticky
I have a sticky hand
by Kentrowl November 4, 2019
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Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands
What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008
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